Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

What did the car do? CRASH!

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

Needless to say,

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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