- Anti Joke

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

you know whats funny... nothing.