what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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George Bush.

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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WNBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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