- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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