Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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