What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Michael Castillo is gay

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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fruit salad?

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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Women's sports.

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