Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE!

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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