Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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Your mums a penis joke.

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Like this joke, bitch.

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Hey Eliz, just a final thought, if and when I die (hey I am your step dad after all, dont forget I am four years older than you now! So ill die first anyway, hopefully) Promise me that you will call me on the phone and either yell SNAKE ANSWER ME SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! Or BOSS ANSWER ME BOOOOOOOOOOSS! Never mind, I never liked videogames ironically, but hey, its funny, Suddenly this Boss guy shows up, and I feel like I have something in common with someone! A game character anyway, and its a fucking boring game too, just sneaking around, then you got to well pay people to build shit and I shut it off by then... ...Finally the nurses are here... Those guys again, hey guys, I cant speak nor remember what button to press to delete shit, but I heard bogosexuals with an h, dont get the message, you see the man with broken fingers there, go get me female nurses or... They sleeping? And not with me? Okay guys, get me out of here, I am humiliating myself in front of my uh... Frienddaughtersisterthing as for the rest of you fucks, has it ever seemed like I have ever cared about your inferior opinions above my superhuma... I am drun or something huh guys? 60 MG valium? You fucking murderers! Well will that other dru.. Fine then... Nero The End? Seriously flaggots! I cant stop typing, just get me out of this... Wheelchair? When did that happen? Well roll me out then! And please you know, fill that code thing and the terms and all that.

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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