Your mums a penis joke.

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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A woman walks into a bar.

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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