A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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Penisland

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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Tell you something funny.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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