Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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