- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

It burns when I pee sometimes.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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