Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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meme

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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Men, get on the boat.

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ass in my face ? no

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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Your mums a penis joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Muslim athletes.

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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