What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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Chrissy is funny.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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so dont touch it.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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