Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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Welcome to die!

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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