Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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whats 2+2? 4

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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