What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Punch line.

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whats a dick a dick

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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Anagram.

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Your all fags

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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