Sophie Cameron is Gay

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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Your Mom.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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I would rape her

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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