Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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Type 2 diabetics

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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A midget walks under a bar

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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