Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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poo is yummy

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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