- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

Do you believe this will change?

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

Hi? No!!!!!

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