- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

heads up!

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

Women's rights

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

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