Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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