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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

I Have a Black Friend

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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