- Anti Joke

The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda pop" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

rape that shit

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

I am a n1gger.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

Knock, knock. answers door

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Wade

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

rape that shit

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

I am a n1gger.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

Knock, knock. *answers door*

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Wade

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock, knock. answers door