THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

Potassium? K.

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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