Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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knock, knock come in

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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Well educated black man.

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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