- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

Spread the net.

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

Your social life.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

vbh

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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