- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

Women's rights.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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