Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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hi corey

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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