How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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why did i fall? i got pushed!

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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Anti Joke

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