- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

Bloody kids ...

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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