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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

what smells worse then shit Drew White

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

Women.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

prepares this to get negged

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

AVB

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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