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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the cast of the jersey shore

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Get in the Batmobile.

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

A horse cantered into a bar.

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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