What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

Kah-________-

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

How old are you? 20

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

women's rights

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Win and Beau have no friends

fart+fart=poop

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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