- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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