- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

What is the best part about football The scoring

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

why do you care?

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

I'm gay. No homo.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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