What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

a retard lost...

My pet rock died.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

kyle dosnt eat dick...

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Blind people can't read this.

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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