PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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