There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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( o Y o )

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Jason Connor.

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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