- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am on a escalator.

The Braves win the N.L. east

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

Your time.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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