a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

*knock knock "there's a door bell"

Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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