a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

can't wait until the baby boomers die

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Like if you like big tits.

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

want a balloon? yeah

ecks! why zee?

what colour is a frog green you idiot

Smart Blondes

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

Why did the baby die? Abortion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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