How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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Yo mamas so fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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