What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

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Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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