- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

Women's Rights.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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