I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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KEVIN HART

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Penis in a box.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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