Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

what time is it rape time

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

whats gay ? you

look left now look right. washing machine

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

Chuck Norris died.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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