- Anti Joke

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

KIMBERLEY HONEY

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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