how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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women's rights.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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